In this column titled “Random Notes,” an outsider offers a variety of observations and anecdotes about events and individuals in Limerick.

The writer expresses his regret at having to criticize Farcingtor’s Hospital, which is well-regarded, but recounts an incident where a member of the Limerick Press was snubbed when trying to inquire about a street accident at the hospital. Despite the incident, the writer acknowledges the hospital’s importance and public support from the press.

The arrival of Judge Adams in Limerick has lifted the city’s spirits. The judge received two pairs of white gloves, and the City High Sheriff is commended for his attention to detail in these matters.

The writer recounts a humorous exchange in court involving Judge Adams, who made reference to “tails” during a maimed cattle case. Mr L. D. Coll, a witness, was asked whether he’d like his tail shortened by two and a half inches, drawing laughter from the court.

The column then references Mr Ambrose Hall Jr., mentioning a story where he used the phrase “Shakespeare’s monkey” in a letter to the press, leading to amusing confusion among readers. The writer praises Mr Hall’s wit and references a Shakespearean passage clarifying the context.

A medical professional in the city became part of a funny telephone mix-up, being mistaken for a bacon factory, which led to an indignant exchange with the caller.

A brief incident involving the Bank of Ireland closing its doors by mistake is recounted, causing a temporary panic.

The writer comments on the Limerick Corporation meetings, expressing surprise at the combination of open doors and closed windows, causing the room to become uncomfortably hot during discussions. He humorously references how members of the Corporation might feel “boiling over” and using “heated” language in such conditions.

Limerick Echo – Tuesday 09 January 1906