A recent event at the Limerick Board of Guardians has caused quite a stir, debunking the famous quote that “the age of chivalry is gone,” attributed to Edmund Burke. Amidst this commotion, Mr Mcluerney found himself in a corner, and Miss Dosley had quite the balancing act on her hands during the voting process. Eventually, she emerged victorious, much to the excitement of the sporting crowd.
In Kilkes, Guiton Flutier was taken aback, and Miss Dooly scrambled to find her hat, as the local fashion dictated that it must not be worn on the hand. Mrs. Caddihy added fuel to the fire by making a rather uncharitable suggestion that Miss Dooley shouldn’t even be considered eligible for election. This caused quite a ruckus, and there are talks of some “wheelin'” and dealing in Thomondgate at the next guardian meeting.
Meanwhile, the presence of ladies at public board meetings has sparked some interest. They certainly bring a refreshing atmosphere, and some even suggest that the Corporation should welcome more female members, like the esteemed Mrs. Patk Bourke, who would make others blush with her eloquence.
Switching gears to New Ross, the Board of Guardians has taken an unconventional step by providing lunches for its members. A committee, including someone with the title “Captain,” was appointed to oversee this arrangement. Some think that Limerick Corporation could take inspiration from this pragmatic approach, especially during their lengthy late-night sittings that might lead to occasional thirst-quenching breaks.
On a different note, it seems that many young men in Limerick have taken an interest in a mild form of athletics, which is a positive sign of the changing times. This refutes any malicious rumors suggesting that their only form of exercise is walking from one pub to another. A friend even shared his unique exercise routine involving lifting bags of sugar in the store, claiming it brings him happiness.
At the Court of Petty Sessions, Head Constable Moore orchestrated an amusing musical performance using a clock. This lighthearted moment brought smiles to everyone present, including the usually composed Mr McCourcy. The clock had a history, having been among the items taken during a burglary some time ago.
In the end, Limerick remains a city of lively happenings, full of humor and intrigue that keeps its residents entertained and engaged. And with the possibility of more female representation in the Corporation, who knows what other surprises await in this vibrant community?
Limerick Echo – Tuesday 22 August 1905
