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“Fare Thee Well” – A Humorous Tale from the Limerick Union Contract

In the midst of serious matters, sometimes humor can emerge unexpectedly. Even the Limerick Union contract for supplies had its moment of amusement. Who would have thought that eggs would be at the center of an eggs-citing discussion? Contractors Mr Michael Cahill and Mr George O’Dea found themselves in a good-natured competition, both laying bets on their egg supplies.

Mr Cahill, perhaps relying on his experience as a contractor, believed he had the upper hand. However, Mr James Bourke stepped in with a witty comparison of “rashers and eggs” and “eggs, tobacco, and snuff.” His clever words snuffed out Mr Cahill’s chances, and in the end, it was a “fowl” play of words that decided the outcome.

Such misunderstandings are not uncommon in Limerick, prompting the need for a society dedicated to “the prevention of misunderstandings.” A bachelor friend, frustrated with the misinterpretation of casual interactions with a lady, shared his grievances. People often assume any encounter with a woman must be leading to a speedy wedding, much to his chagrin.

This tale brought to mind another humorous story about a young man named “Cure,” who was as slow in matters of love as the local railway. When rumors spread that he and his best girl were getting married soon, he confronted her. The maid sheepishly revealed that people were saying they would be married next week. The relieved young man humorously replied, “Won’t they get a rel(l)!” The sound of cats running on the rooftops accompanied the sudden quieting of the lady’s heart.

Indeed, humor can be found in the most unexpected places, even in contracts and rumors. It reminds us to appreciate the lighter moments amidst the serious business of life.

Limerick Echo – Tuesday 03 October 1905

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